Players: Nate, small boy. Cate, aunt.
Scene: Cabin, on Sugarloaf mountain, Thanksgiving weekend, 2004.
Nate:(In the bathroom) "Auntie Cate!!"
(Cate comes in from the living room)
Cate: "What is it, Natie?"
Nate: "The good news is you get to wipe my bottom! The bad news is that there's no toilet paper!"
(Stunned silence from Cate, then doubled over in laughter)